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got my hardest exam in a couple of hours and am having my revision shit text-to-speeched at me and it is hilariously useless. It pronounces matrix as m'tricks.

@girl ur cute

So Wish has for whatever reason placed me into the "Kinky Sinner" category of their advertising portfolio, which has lead to me being bombarded with countless terrible terrible items.

This image, however, is more than simply terrible, this image is art. The deep sadness of the model wearing the funnel. The tiny woman excitedly preparing her bladder. "Sex Party". The mannequins succinctly demonstrating they didn't need to use a real model. But they did.

can someone please dom me into revising its pretty much the only thing that can motivate me into doing things I dont wanna do

Clove and Stuart have been getting along so well recently! My periodic image updates from my mum are legit one of the highlights of term

Who needs to go outside when you can just open your curtain a tiny bit and occasionally glance in that direction! All of the benefits of the outdoors, none of the effort!

Introducing my new app: A calendar that you cannot change, instead, the calendar changes you. Follow the calendar. The calendar is the only truth. On Tuesday we look at JPEGs of owls for three hours.

@half_rat dont forget about the medium rascals they need love too

My fursona is just a whole bulb of garlic

So I sellotaped 16gb of ram onto my forehead but I still forgot where I put my drink down 5 seconds ago I think I did something wrong help?

Fun Fact; If you concentrate on a kettle real hard you can actually reverse time

@skvader this is why I plan on avoiding the real world and staying in education until my student debt is so high it single-handedly crashes the global economy

@skvader what would be ideal would be to become a child again but with all the knowledge and experience you have as an adult imo

I need someone to follow me around everywhere I go, and tell me "its okay, you did your best" every time I fuck something up (which is approximately once every half a second)

@pink_ink@fandom.ink Thank yoouu, though unfortunately (or probably fortunately tbh) my exams are actually spread out over three weeks so I have a while to go until Im all done :'(