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birdrant extra 

im get angry at birds way too often these days maybe I need go open diplomatic channels and figure this out, anyone know how to ask a bird to shut up, but like, politely?

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birdrant 7 

I can't believe the birds are now pissing about at 3:45AM!! Go the fuck to sleep and stop flirting so loudly outside my goddamn window, I know I should have gone to sleep ages ago but that doesn't give you an excuse to start practising your shit fucking bird pickup lines so goddamn loudly three hours before sunrise! get your shit together birds!!!!

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shitrant 

when someone sends you a screenshot of a single line of text cropped from a 1080p monitor and I'm just like the fuck am I supposed to do with this fucking polearm I can't read this shit

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:trans: QueerPaladin :wlw:

Lewdness Beyond This Point, Artistic Lewds 

So ages ago when looking for art for a character, found a site called Baremaiden, well me being me decided I'll try get the whole thing. I actually did but what I found was extremely fascinating. See even though this was pornographic website, the camera work, costumes and lighting was verging on fucking magnificent.

I show you a few choice favourites. I am willing to share whole thing with anyone if they wish, be warned it is fucking massive.

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selfie ec boosts +++ i’m gonna go blind 

@tiljar@radical.town you're hot enough for a life sentence Im afraid, though that could be shortened for good behaviour

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selfie ec boosts +++ i’m gonna go blind 

@tiljar@radical.town im afraid im going to have to take you to hot-jail for being too hot, the hot-police will be with you soon (hot-police arent like normal police, hot-police are like kinda cool, and hot-jail is like really nice ngl, not that I have been there before, but, like, i've heard good things about it. apparently they have a pool. apparently the pool is always hot. thats why its called hot-jail. also because of the hot people though)

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@lesbiangoth well done!

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My fursona is just a whole bulb of garlic

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onions are like onions

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@goblin@godforsaken.website oh boy how exciting!

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@goblin@godforsaken.website wow what a coincidence, Im 100% into legend (receiving)

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@winvi what's your starting price?

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Introducing my new app: A calendar that you cannot change, instead, the calendar changes you. Follow the calendar. The calendar is the only truth. On Tuesday we look at JPEGs of owls for three hours.

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@pbandkate i am so ready

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@bryn I love this so much, I legit might do this

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this is my old account

rate my ride: the brocmobile

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compsci revision 

Why are computers so complicated can we pls just accept that it's magic and move on with our lives

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Amelia is at skullsite now

I should have taken more pictures of the cannibalism exhibit and fewer selfies, but on the other hand, god my hair looked SO GOOD (selfie, ec)

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@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online we live in a pretty boring dystopia ngl

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Clove and Stuart have been getting along so well recently! My periodic image updates from my mum are legit one of the highlights of term

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