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accidentally left my gender on the radiator and it melted 😢

dil do? 

Everything is a dildo joke if you're brave enough

every shape is a triangle if you think about it wrong

@HYPERLINK Ill get on it after my exams, just hang in there for a couple weeks, remember red berries give you points but dont have any calories, you gotta eat the NPC's

@HYPERLINK That sounds pretty inconvenient, if you want I can try and get my GameBoy and hack into the gameoverse to help out

@jackdaw_ruiz I mean ubuntu is relatively accessible, I had my pretty tech-inept family using my computer with it for a while and they generally managed, though tbh that is just because once they have opened Google Chrome its pretty much all the same

food 

I need to go buy something to eat and I cant decide so I'm crowd-sourcing suggestions

@se2b@radical.town feature idea: you can favourite a post as many times as you want, just rack up them numbers and show your masto-crush you care

For @brogepi's birthday I am reposting a gif of my cat that I think was on my knzk

@se2b@radical.town ngl I would totally use a version of mastodon that just abandons all of design theory and adds as many dumbass features as possible

lewd? stupid? who knows 

@CoronaCoreanici @Dayglochainsaw also electric collars are fun (though dont put them on an actual pet because they are ethically, uh, dubious)

i cant believe 

@deme hmmm replies are weird, do you still get notified if I reply but dont @ you?

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!