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The Jesting Ronin

I am Tired. You heard me correctly, it's really me, Tired. When people say they're fucking Tired, it means they're having sex with me.

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gabby kar

what if "TEDx" is just talks by people who used to date Ted? 🤔

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Amelia is at skullsite now

Good morning, I ate a disappointing cupcake in a dream and it's really casting a pall over my whole day

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And now it's time to return to our regularly scheduled shitpost content

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sad, death of a pet, grief (cont) 

His name was Cinnamon Sticks, he was playful and weird, very skittish yet always curious, a little bit dim at times, and terrified of his own shadow, but full of love and excitement at the world. I saw a lot of myself in him, and got very attached in the short time I had to get to know him.

I hope he had a good time, at least, he certainly looked like he did, and I'm glad I got to meet him before he left.

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sad, death of a pet, grief 

So, today's been a bit of a rough day, I got a call from my Mum letting me know that one of our cat's was run over today, and passed away.

He had only been a part of our family for about half a year, barely more than a kitten, but he and his brother had really become a vital part of our household, and now he is gone.

I've had a lot of pets die over the last couple years, I had hoped to have a good dew years before I had to deal with it again. But sometimes life sucks.

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@SunSaint have you tried living inside the event horizon of a black hole, I think that might be your only option

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ｖｅｎｋｏ

this is very important

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Loki~ Laufeyjardóttir, Sheepus

Someone followed me because I said owo

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here's my definitive marvel watch order 

@em where does Studio Ghibli's animated masterpiece Princess Mononoke come in that, its pretty essential to fully understand the MCU

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so I haven't gotten out of bed yet but I kind of feel like it might just be approaching nap time

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@fyrin I blame you for my current predicament

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vent 

welllll it's my first day back at uni and I slept through both my lectures I'm such a functional adult fml

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My brain is telling me sleep, and my body is telling me sleep, I'm not quite sure what part of me is telling me don't sleep, but it would appear that I am not sleeping

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Starwall the Science Ball

"Thanos just should have killed all the rich people" - my mom just now

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It's SKAAUGUST

Hrrrgh colonel,,,, I keep trying to avoid twink Discourse but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the fediverse

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It's SKAAUGUST

Uhhh,,, boost this toot. There's no joke here or anything just boost it I need validation

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Lynnesbian :bune_ylw:

that's the bloody thing about windows 10. it represents... chaos! the feminine windows 10 would... in a natural environment, and this is *not* a natural environment... in a natural environment, the more... masculine and better designed windows 7 would overpower windows 10. but those bloody-- those cultural marxists, and they really are, too, the cultural marxists at microsoft wouldn't have it! they... they they they intervened with... the natural hierarchy, and they said "well, let's... let's put the feminine form on top. let's put it on top." and that's not necessarily a bad thing, but when it's at the expense of order... of masculinity and structure, things start going wrong

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Lynnesbian :bune_ylw:

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

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I'm on a spiritual journey to find my own internal IP address, but it keeps being dynamically reassigned

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