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Plant selfie (EC, boosts+) 

I have a new daughter.
Meet Rose.

weird feels 

@J incredibly valid, we live in capitalism, we need money to survive, your labour has value, your art has value

more and more of the words I use are being replaced with the word gay and I'm worried eventually my communication will just consist of me saying the word gay repeatedly with different intonations and stresses

exams 

got my hardest exam in a couple of hours and am having my revision shit text-to-speeched at me and it is hilariously useless. It pronounces matrix as m'tricks.

very lewd, kinky, sex toy advertisement 

So Wish has for whatever reason placed me into the "Kinky Sinner" category of their advertising portfolio, which has lead to me being bombarded with countless terrible terrible items.

This image, however, is more than simply terrible, this image is art. The deep sadness of the model wearing the funnel. The tiny woman excitedly preparing her bladder. "Sex Party". The mannequins succinctly demonstrating they didn't need to use a real model. But they did.

kinky lewd 

can someone please dom me into revising its pretty much the only thing that can motivate me into doing things I dont wanna do

Clove and Stuart have been getting along so well recently! My periodic image updates from my mum are legit one of the highlights of term

Who needs to go outside when you can just open your curtain a tiny bit and occasionally glance in that direction! All of the benefits of the outdoors, none of the effort!

Introducing my new app: A calendar that you cannot change, instead, the calendar changes you. Follow the calendar. The calendar is the only truth. On Tuesday we look at JPEGs of owls for three hours.

boost if you have a cat
boost if you want a cat
boost if you are a cat
no one will know which

@half_rat dont forget about the medium rascals they need love too

So I sellotaped 16gb of ram onto my forehead but I still forgot where I put my drink down 5 seconds ago I think I did something wrong help?

Fun Fact; If you concentrate on a kettle real hard you can actually reverse time

@skvader this is why I plan on avoiding the real world and staying in education until my student debt is so high it single-handedly crashes the global economy

@skvader what would be ideal would be to become a child again but with all the knowledge and experience you have as an adult imo

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