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inside of each of us are two two wolves jokes

one is a two wolves joke
the other one is an almost identical two wolves joke but just different enough to still get boosted

inside you there are two wolves

one wears pants like this
and the other one like this

Inside you there are two princes. One has diamonds in his pockets, that’s some bread now. And one wants to buy you rockets, ain’t in his head, now.

@Hulex@snouts.online okay this is actually definitely my favourite one yet

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i dont really know why i chose Olly Thorn specifically but sure he counts

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paralel universes are fine though and thats what matters because in one of those parallel universe a version of Olly Thorne that loves me and my knowledge of that is enough

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oh no thats three posts in a row this is high brainspew now and thats bad news for everyone else on this timeline

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am i funnier when im high, or am i higher when im funnier?

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I never understood the two wolves thing until I was high ?

@HYPERLINK inside of me are two wolves, one of them says yes, the other one says, uh maybe

@Absolutely_Blakely@radical.town You're following a ghost cop?

@Absolutely_Blakely@radical.town My UwU was only 89db I mesuwured

@Absolutely_Blakely@radical.town Give me one of these rules that I browoke?

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