gay -a --override @fyrin@computerfairi.es

according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a me should be able to exist

i would like to bring everyone's attention back to what really matters at the moment: me, and my feelings, all the time

@loki i figured now was as good a time as any, not exactly as though im doing anything else lmao

@loki hey! i decided to mark my return to mastodon with the only good thought I have had in two months

sport is stored in the balls

I don't understand people who think being bisexual is unnatural, it's biology, not straightology.

Can somebody who gets my jokes please explain them to me I'm confused

crocodile crocodile crocodile crunch
I've gotta wake up an hour before lunch
pangolin pangolin pangolin pucked
I won't wake up I'm kinda fucked

Horny For Worms 2: Don't Be

I don't fuck with sleep and sleep dont fuck with me we got it worked out

have you ever thought that maybe there is a reason people don't use eggs as bedding

hello im back and im now every baby. yes all of them. me.

I am currently on "Ugh I've been hearing about this for too goddamn long I don't care about it anymore" status for pretty much everything that exists