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laser

@MrJimmy i didnt come to make friends. I came to win

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coursework deadlines 

I have a coursework deadline tomorrow so I've decided to take a break from the internet. Just ignore the fact that my coursework is web-programming. Also ignore the fact that I'm not taking a break from Mastodon. Or, uh, any of the rest of the internet. I'm taking a break from one website. My website, specifically.

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programming 

great workaround for bugs you dont have time to fix in peer-reviewed coursework code: just desperately plead in your documentation for your peer to just not do the thing that breaks everything

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jackdaw_ruiz :mastodon:

it is with heavy heart that i report that at 16:45 p.m. PST, the poster known as Laser reached 1k followers.

he immediately deleted. he's gone now. don't go looking for him. he ain't there.

now to honor his sacrifice, please clap for these community theater actors i dressed up like marines for a 21 laser salute. we mourn a real one, folks.

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and on the 8th day, god got bored, started shitposting, and made a platypus

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Prof. Velexi Raptor-:blobpats:

tired: hyphenating you and your spouses last names
wired: mashing up your last names into a new last name
inspired: swapping last names

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Queen Yeen

Intro; Selfie; ec 

Hey I am no longer a newb but I still dunno what I'm doing... be my friend?? :cat_slime:

Cool things about me that I toot:
- Trans Femme & Genderqueer
- Disabled/ Chronically Ill
- Gray Ace & Pan/Polyam
- Cooks/Bakes vegan snax
- Star Trek/SSF shitposting
- Yeen Queen
- Anti-capitalism
- Lesbian/pan flirts
- In PDX
- Will add CWs if I missed yours - just lemme know!

PM me, add me on telegram or discord (Deme_Goddex deme#6950), comment - however you like to say hi! :ablobowo:

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lil nart :heart_nb:

selfies, ec 

Idk what kind of pics I wanted to take but now I feel like those selfies are the most candid pics I've ever taken of me lmao I don't 100% like how I look in them but they feel very me

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programming 

yes my documentation is this 17 hour long david attenborough compilation and if you dont understand my code you just havent learnt enough about elephants

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5ghz wifi ok obviously

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my corneas can only see into the 2.4ghz spectrum, please stop shining wifi into my eyes

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programming 

javascript, more like, uh, la-um, more like lame-script, um, amirite

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programming 

the more longer I spend coding the more sarcastic the error messages sound

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[Moved] Polychrome
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CyclopsCaveman

why's mastodon a bad place for gay rights?

because there's already a bunch of gay lefts!!!!!!! please laugh

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this is my old account

DSA stands for dipshit ænergy

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I literally miss more buses than I catch why am I like this

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Zoey

@udell_games

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hmm. codl

I love talking with chat bots they sound so passive agressive

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identity discussion 

so while many will describe themselves as having always been trans, and just taking a long time to realise it, I think I genuinely was cis for most of my childhood, but as I have grown into "adult"hood I have changed dramatically, and my gender has grown in complexity to the degree that I now resonate very strongly with my genderqueer identity and feel active discomfort with considering myself male

I don't know who I will be in future, but it doesn't invalidate who I am now

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