gay -a --override @fyrin@computerfairi.es

everything's a euphemism if you're brave enough

back by popular demand: elbows

my interwebs are being 2 slow im gonna complain to the cloud man because he stole all my band widths

Im having a weird day today and genuinely cannot figure out if I'm sad. I definitely feel a bit off, and a bit lonely, but I think I mostly just want to sleep, but I slept until 4pm today so I probably shouldnt sleep anymore

Ugh I feel very queasy this evening, I went to a dinner party LARP and just snacked on random crap throughout the evening and turns out my stomach is not a maaaassive fan of that particular meal strategy, but now Im just sitting here feeling too grim to do anything. Though never too grim to complain online. Never too ill for that.

im tryna watch youtube and there are just all these loudass birds tryna get in on my earholes like get outta here go eat some trees or bury some acorns or whatever the fuck it is yall get up to when ur not keeping me awake

to double add, fuck birds are so loud why they gotta be like this how can i sleep with you all shoutin like this like what you even gotta be hollerin about you aint got exams

to add, sometimes it is 5 am and i am high

sometimes it is 5am and thats all i have to say about that

imagine if cats had exoskeletons

actually on second thoughts don't imagine that it's bad

so I am awake, and I'm looking for someone to blame, any volunteers?

Who's idea was crustaceans? Like, wtf are they even doing? Why do crabs walk sideways, why are lobsters immortal, why can some of you shrimp literally punch hotter than the sun, and woodlice, the fuck you doing out of water!? Get back in there!

if not, ants would be cool too