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My fursona is just a whole bulb of garlic

So I sellotaped 16gb of ram onto my forehead but I still forgot where I put my drink down 5 seconds ago I think I did something wrong help?

Fun Fact; If you concentrate on a kettle real hard you can actually reverse time

I need someone to follow me around everywhere I go, and tell me "its okay, you did your best" every time I fuck something up (which is approximately once every half a second)

Whenever something in your life isnt working, just try doing it again but with sudo at the beginning

I miss the days when maths had numbers in it. I even miss the days when maths had letters in it. Who came up with all of these symbols and what do they mean 😭😭 😭

aaaaa first exam in 15 mins uni is hard I wanna sleep

Does anybody speak printer? I'm having issues

Fun fact: 6 eggs is 2 many egg for omlett i makk mistakk

Who needs to have real political insights when I can just boost people smarter than me criticising capitalism.

man come, man see, mango

hello yes I want to purchase some attention and validation whats the going rate for that these days?

according to all known laws of aviation, exams are bad

did you know scientists still dont know why we have hands! one leading theory suggests that they are an evolutionary holdover from when we used to slap rocks in order to extract milk before we had mouths

Well I finally started revising today, horay! Just ignore the fact that my first exam is on Monday, Im going to a Kink event tommorow, and then am at a LARP event from Friday to Sunday, I have time, definitely, mhm, this totally isnt going to be a disaster!

boats??????

look okay I came to university to be gay and do drugs and I don't know what all this exam shit is about but I don't want no part in it