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getting out of bed is for nerds

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according to all known laws of neurology, there is no way the gay should be able to sleep for 18 hours a day. the gay, of course, sleeps anyway

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My goal in life is so say OwO to progressively more important people, so far I have said OwO to a mayor and a CTO, I'm hoping to say OwO to the queen before I die, which I'm sure will happen before she does

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I exist in a superposition between needing to be asleep and being asleep at all times

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okay so if boi is a gender neutral version of boy, and boye is a word used to refer to male dogs, is the gender neutral word for dogs boiye or boie

feedback welcome

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JJ

lewd 

tying someone down and teasing them ... for like... quite a while? yes please.
hearing like.. their desperate horny noises.... while u just like run ur hands up their thighs... like.. ugh.. i love that

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your friend

@laser
I really admire that, and I'm here to help

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laser

@MrJimmy i didnt come to make friends. I came to win

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coursework deadlines 

I have a coursework deadline tomorrow so I've decided to take a break from the internet. Just ignore the fact that my coursework is web-programming. Also ignore the fact that I'm not taking a break from Mastodon. Or, uh, any of the rest of the internet. I'm taking a break from one website. My website, specifically.

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programming 

great workaround for bugs you dont have time to fix in peer-reviewed coursework code: just desperately plead in your documentation for your peer to just not do the thing that breaks everything

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jackdaw_ruiz :mastodon:

it is with heavy heart that i report that at 16:45 p.m. PST, the poster known as Laser reached 1k followers.

he immediately deleted. he's gone now. don't go looking for him. he ain't there.

now to honor his sacrifice, please clap for these community theater actors i dressed up like marines for a 21 laser salute. we mourn a real one, folks.

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and on the 8th day, god got bored, started shitposting, and made a platypus

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Prof. Velexi Raptor-:blobpats:

tired: hyphenating you and your spouses last names
wired: mashing up your last names into a new last name
inspired: swapping last names

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lil nart :heart_nb:

selfies, ec 

Idk what kind of pics I wanted to take but now I feel like those selfies are the most candid pics I've ever taken of me lmao I don't 100% like how I look in them but they feel very me

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programming 

yes my documentation is this 17 hour long david attenborough compilation and if you dont understand my code you just havent learnt enough about elephants

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5ghz wifi ok obviously

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my corneas can only see into the 2.4ghz spectrum, please stop shining wifi into my eyes

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programming 

javascript, more like, uh, la-um, more like lame-script, um, amirite

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programming 

the more longer I spend coding the more sarcastic the error messages sound

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[Moved] Polychrome
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