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facts dont care about your feelings. facts are arseholes. a fact came into my house the other day and filled my sink with dead spiders.

My vocabulary is 90% words I started using ironically

social anxiety vent -- 

Sometimes I just get super paranoid about everyone around me for absolutely no reason, and every single thing they do is analysed to death for any potential interpretation that could imply that they hate me but just aren't saying so for whatever reason.

I spend so much time socialising, both online and irl, and sometimes it just absolutely exhausting spending hours and hours constantly on the edge, desperate for validation, for a clear and unambiguous message of "friend"

hey let's summon a demon together... and call it a date... it'll be really romantic

βœ¨πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ beginning of the day vs. the end of the day πŸŒ™ (eye contact)

everything i say i say exclusively to impress ants, because ants are hella cool and i want to be their friend

revision 

That feel when you have to memorize exactly 69 terms ayyyy lmao plzkilme

life-ramble ~+ 

So, I have one more exam left, on Thursday. I'm not looking forward to it, I hate revision, and I hate the stress that surrounds it, but it is at least almost over. And then, well, I have a month to just piss around in Durham and I have a lot of fun plans, and a lot of lewd plans, and then I go back to Cambridge for 3 months and I am gonna have a super chill time getting high, being lewd and working on a few of my projects I have mostly abandoned over the revision period, Im hype!

selfie, ec 

this Memorial Day, you should all remember the most effective troop of all time: Clark

- hunts tinkerbells throughout the house
- detects (nonexistent) home invaders
- rocks a skull-and-crossbones bandana non-problematically

i think the person who invented bread deserves to feel a little cocky

lewdish, tummy and titty 

my train of thought for this was

-oh my tummy looks good today. i'll take a pic
-hmmm pull the pants a biiiiit down
-pull shirt a biiiiit further up

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My room is in an apocalyptic state atm, the route between my computer and my door could be used to test one of those fancy navigation robots, and believe me, they would fail. I have fallen over multiple times.

hello yes I'm here to apply for the position of "very funny yes" my qualifications are that my ant joke got 15 boosts

I can't believe that incredibly large ant is still around, huh, so much for "the taller ant left"

If you're in the UK please remember to go out and vote today, its super important!

bed-selfie ec implied-nude boosts+++ 

So my curtains were open a crack which let light right in my eyes which was annoying but also gave me some fun half-lighting, enjoy my sleepy-ass face (or sleepy ass-face?)

dil do? 

Everything is a dildo joke if you're brave enough

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