rosie @garlicgay@computerfairi.es

percy: he is underdressed, sweaty, his hair is a mess and he is covered in blood. thats how the internet likes its men!

"HANS....BUBBE"

shitty guy who hits on holly (apparently his name is ellis) just called hans """""bubbe""""""" . only good thing he has done

also chief of police: "i'm gonna nail him. im gonna nail his ass"

love gay people

percy: when you start reffering to a man only as "its him..."
mai: gay behavior

damn this film actually has a lot of jj abrams lens flares.... wild

mai spotted a continuity error: bruce willis' tank top has turned magically brown and it was For Sure white.

percy: "hans, when you start calling a man cowboy, nothing you do can be percieved as heterosexual"

mai: "where has powell's wound gone"
me: "he got better :)"

argyle finally noticed he's trapped in the parking garage and i forgot if he dies..... i hope he doesnt he is funny and nice :(

mai: "bruce came here to smoke cigarettes and chew ass....and he's all outa cigarettes"

percy: "he shot a guy in the dick and then threw his body at a car!!!"
me: yeah he is the most unhinged in this one

also theyre having their radio call
percy: "i think they should fuck"
mai: "i also think they should fuck"

percy: "american construction projects are so weak they can just rugby tackle each other through the beams and right down the stairs of this building. kinda gay"

everyone in this movie is bonkers except for bruce willis so they can make him look slightly normal until shit goes down
like this guy is like "you hate flying??? try putting your fresh toes on the airplane corridor carpet. makes me feel Alive" and so it makes this cop who didnt want his wife to have a career seem normal

hello the polycule is watching die hard here are my thoughts

not only am i posting from work, but i am also gay. what will they do about it