hello the polycule is watching die hard here are my thoughts
die hard part 2: from now on i will cw for this movie because its gonna be long but also this movie is pretty gory so spoilers for die hard and also cw for descriptions of violence and blood and misogyny and cops. if you want me to delete the other post let me know!
percy: "american construction projects are so weak they can just rugby tackle each other through the beams and right down the stairs of this building. kinda gay"
die hard pt 3: spoilers and descriptions of voilence
percy: "he shot a guy in the dick and then threw his body at a car!!!"
me: yeah he is the most unhinged in this one
also theyre having their radio call
percy: "i think they should fuck"
mai: "i also think they should fuck"
re: die hard pt 4: spoilers and descriptions of violence
mai: "where has powell's wound gone"
me: "he got better :)"
argyle finally noticed he's trapped in the parking garage and i forgot if he dies..... i hope he doesnt he is funny and nice :(
mai: "bruce came here to smoke cigarettes and chew ass....and he's all outa cigarettes"
re: die hard pt 5: spoilers and descriptions of violence
damn this film actually has a lot of jj abrams lens flares.... wild
mai spotted a continuity error: bruce willis' tank top has turned magically brown and it was For Sure white.
percy: "hans, when you start calling a man cowboy, nothing you do can be percieved as heterosexual"
re: die hard pt 6: spoilers and descriptions of violence
percy: when you start reffering to a man only as "its him..."
mai: gay behavior
re: die hard pt 7: spoilers and descriptions of violence
"HANS....BUBBE"
shitty guy who hits on holly (apparently his name is ellis) just called hans """""bubbe""""""" . only good thing he has done
also chief of police: "i'm gonna nail him. im gonna nail his ass"
love gay people
re: die hard pt 8: spoilers and descriptions of violence
percy: he is underdressed, sweaty, his hair is a mess and he is covered in blood. thats how the internet likes its men!
everyone in this movie is bonkers except for bruce willis so they can make him look slightly normal until shit goes down
like this guy is like "you hate flying??? try putting your fresh toes on the airplane corridor carpet. makes me feel Alive" and so it makes this cop who didnt want his wife to have a career seem normal