It would come with a fake plastic piece of popcorn guaranteed to never go stale, because it is not food.
Of course the enterprising sort of humanoid could replace that with a popped piece of popcorn semi regularly, but with the plastic one, there's the option to not carry one piece of popcorn. One could just make the joke, eat the plastic popcorn, and then go straight to the hospital.
Y'know, as one does when friends are having fights.
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If you go to the trouble of a single-kernel emergency popcorn holder, you may as well flush it with nitrogen or something so it's not stale when you break into it.
Or caramel coat it. Whichever.
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