remember that time like three years ago the detective finn bot posted about a fake drug called "avocado goblin" and i made a post that said "quick somebody who's not so attached to their display name change it to that" and here we are three years later and @a_breakin_glass still has the name!!!
covid-19, SMASH MOUTH IS CANCELLED
real talk, i don't care about the memes, SMASH MOUTH IS CANCELLED
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK THESE BASTARDS KILLED https://datebook.sfchronicle.com/music/smash-mouth-performs-for-thousands-at-motorcycle-rally-despite-coronavirus-pandemic
neurochem rant, medications, marijuana
I've probably used an amount of a medication that I should not have used. fortunately it is a medication that has no LD50 at all and only makes me spew nonsense on the internet.
but less miserably so.
shouldn't I just take that win and run with it a bit more? obviously MY judgment is always, always too sparing when it comes to allowing myself to think of resources as beneficial to myself.
but they are and I have them.
lucky me. should use 'em, I guess. ❤️
Tired: to jump the shark
Wired: to craunch the marmoset
Examples:
"That realtime chat SaaS has really craunched the marmoset lately."
"Swarp:tm:, once an innovative leader in the field of tech startup profile enhancement, has finally resorted to investing in the craunched marmoset futures market in order to shore up its ailing portfolio."
uspol (workshopping imagery and slogans)
Thinking about a variant of "DEFUND POLICE" that speaks more directly to the idea of "stop giving all our money to cops and invest it in helping poor people instead".
Suggestions for improving these images, as well as other visual metaphors for budget allocation, are welcome.
One of the least graceful humans possible!
Bored housewife, mostly. Used to do several different things that I mostly don't do now. Intentionally clear about being intentionally vague.
I will probably post tons of stuff (follower-only) on MH things or personal issues or just married life stuff, but really long things will probably be CW'd because I don't want to barge my pain into your brain.
I wanted to be so many things.
I know I likely won't achieve them.
But I will try anyway.