🍒gumi🍓 @gum@computerfairi.es

my son

i turn into an ant for literally 10 minutes and theres already two girls beating me with a hammer and burning me with a magnifying glass. what happened to love thy neighbor

@gum what r we....

girls will see something smelly and be like "hey are you gonna smell that or can I get at it?"

every girl i know loves armpits

grock was there for me when no one else was #grock #grockwarrior #iremembergrock

@mimi hey. don't.

all the transmasc gays being like "OMG ME 😍😍😍😍 I NEED TO GO TO AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL!! YAOI PARADISE ✨" meanwhile the second someone who is not a cis boy enters an all boys school they'd start to cry because youd get called a slur almost immediately and your eyes would start watering from the lack of deodorant in these dudes armpits

chjum chjalice

im about to read homestuck

*gets 4 notifications from my friends* heh... guess the girls find me irresistible after all...