maia @mimi@computerfairi.es

my fav post of all time is making the rounds again

fuck real life i just wanna play geoguesser all day

everyone mocks the short white passing latina until she has you on a leash on your knees barking like a dog

i think it would fit my brand to have tuberculosis

i am but a slave to my earthly desires. if my ancestors are watching me they could not bear to look me in the eye. (i autopiloted opening my manga reader of choice instead of googling avaliable jobs)

just found out i accidentally read an ungodly amount of yaoi on the college wifi.... its over...

My advice for the younger generation: Take the road less travelled. Explore new experiences. Take risks. Compile a damning blackmail dossier on somebody you've never personally met. Dangle it in front of them and threaten to ruin their life. Make them take humiliating pictures of acting like a dog. Go somewhere they frequent and give them a courtesy smile when they look into your eyes. Live life!!

told mimi i only pee 3 times a day and she almost started crying

@lulu

girl so mad from losing at tetris she breaks her microphone and leaves the room

spent an ungodly amount of time playing tetris in highschool and finally it pays off... girls hate me

when i fluster a girl so bad she punches and breaks her microphone and keyboard

which one is better. discuss.

hornet update: it keeps coming back to scare me... she wants me for real

i think girls should be allowed to gut abandoned buildings for copper wire

had a nightmare last night that my computer somehow upgraded to windows 10 overnight and i woke up crying

HUGE SLUG spotted in the kitchen ‼️‼️