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Now offering a free trial of my personal service where I take you out into the woods to howl at the moon

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Need to visit an active volcano sometime soon to refill my lava lamps

Everyone's a copycat. I'd be a copydog, but that's just being a copycat they say

I can't believe Tic Tacs made such a popular social media platform

Yes I agree it can be confusing, but fact is a rat with a tattoo is also a rattoo

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Our universe is filled vastly by dark energy and dark matter leaving only less than 4% of standard matter, being the stuff we interact with on the daily, and even then 3.95% of that is... You guessed it, your momma

Five Nights at Francine's

It's FNAF but I'm instead just hanging with a cute girl and there's no possessed animatronics trying to kill me

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happy international women's day to women living in poverty, to disabled women, to mentally ill and neurodivergent women, to trans women, to women in sex work, to black and indigenous women, to women from the global south who are constantly being erased from discussions of womanhood. ✨​

@sayyid_qishta I mostly agree! My only concern is I bet companies would expect you to live downtown or they wouldn't even hire you

"Sorry you chose to live outside of the city, we only pay for people commuting by bus at a maximum of five stops away per day"

Then again maybe we'd finally get bus transit... Lol

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imagine if employers had to pay for commute time. they'd figure out really fuckin fast how many jobs can be done remotely.

Tired of the hetero monogamous memes where it's supposed to be funny when a woman gets jealous that a guy looks at another pretty person

With captions like "he's a dead man hah!"

Like, do you think you own people, how is this so normalized...

In another universe my fursona would be a doe

I was just informed of the very wholesome waxcat

Goodnight internet!

I remember installing Counter Strike before Steam was a required client

@mavica_again I swear I have my original disk set around here somewhere...

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