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You still believe in airplanes? Oh please

Fly when upcasted to 7th level can only last an hour at most and still affects a single creature at a time, not an object carrying multiple creatures

I just want to play with my expensive collectors cardboard without worrying about what toxic things corporations are going to do next

"I swing at the creature with my quarter staff!"

You aren't going to use the whole staff?

@Kaffe you either are born a top, or live long enough to see yourself become the bottom

@Axel_Hugsky justalittle.dog is available, not quite the same but close!

Mentioning vegetable food 

Avocado tastes like smooth

Remember your Kobolds need enrichment too! Give them a pickaxe and let them to expand your basement

They may even find gold or gems! But they may eat them if they lack minerals in their diet

I'm in an unhealthy relationship with Magic the Gathering. I think I enjoy making decks more than playing the game with most people

I don't enjoy people who play with some types of cards, so I either need to find a specific group or something as that's a me issue

Also, fuck Hasbro and their bullshit but ugh I like this expensive joy giving cardboard

mh- 

@aquinton you are a wonderful mother to sweet kitties, and should you ever take the plunge to adopt (easier said than done) you'd be a superb mother

People are surprised I have a girlfriend. She's a raccoon :3

They're easy to find, you can take them from the dumpster for free

Playing instead of the new Zelda for a bit, it's cool! Love the secret language that makes you ponder what it all means

My favorite silent letter to not make silent is the k in knife

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