HerGaiety @hergaiety@computerfairi.es

Kobold or doggo both have creature euphoric claws for me~

I'm a lesbian, but like, in a gay way

(Clarifying, this is another meaningless shitpost, just vibin')

How I be calling into work meetings

At the doctor: oh, drugs? Yes

Wait, drug allergies? Oh no no, no

Spiiiiiider-maaaaan, can have as many vowels as you want but respect the hyphen

Had a lengthy dream about dating a puppy femboy I think, unsure what that means lol

I don't imagine this whole internet thing is going to catch on

Remember to save some of the tastiest rocks you mine for your hatchling siblings

Adjacent to my vibes that make people say "sorry, mommy"

I also have a side that makes them go "yes, teacher?"

Today only! Running a special, first come first serve gets a brand new set of free pronouns

You've been so good! You deserve a treat from the hat *shakes an upside down hat full of folded over pieces of paper*

*you reach in, taking a piece of paper, unfolding it it reads* xe/xem

Ohh! That's a good one~

Surely there's a joke about bisexual protogens and universal serial busses...

Yip yap am kobl

And don't get me started on private wyverns and its effects on the environment and economy...

Ride dragons and drakes like everyone else

You still believe in airplanes? Oh please

Fly when upcasted to 7th level can only last an hour at most and still affects a single creature at a time, not an object carrying multiple creatures #PF2

I just want to play with my expensive collectors cardboard without worrying about what toxic things corporations are going to do next

"I swing at the creature with my quarter staff!"

You aren't going to use the whole staff?