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GitHub copilot alas is not the wonderful resource that Video Copilot is

(No one will get this reference because I have a weird overlap in nerdy interests)

Am I the only one who drafts a bunch of shitposts all at once and slowly let's them leak during the week?

Time to flip the adhd coffee coin: will I be wide awake and jittery or take a nap immediately after?

The lesbian life is yelling at your cat for chewing on your girlfriend's toothbrush

How do I explain to my non-existant grandkids that there was a time where video cards were impossible to buy because people wanted to protect jpegs of monkey illustrations

Fallout should have had a bank called the Caps Lock

My secret desire is I've always wanted to name a skateboard trick

No, I do not skateboard lol

Alas Post-CSS is not to CSS what Postmodernism was to Modern Art

Still waiting on HRT that makes me turn into a kobold or a dog

Imagine a Blåhaj but with the internals of a Furby

You're a kid, you're a squid, you're technically defacing private property but I won't snitch kid

Summer Games Fest had ZERO booth babes! In fact there were no booths. Or... Babes, I mean okay jokes aside why were there no women on stage? Come on

I randomly started playing Slay the Spire again and it is so fun

I have nearly beaten the main mode with all 4 characters woo

My canon event is in every universe I realize girls are pretty and I turn out gay

Kids don't know how good they have it these days, when I was young I could only be rendered in a few hundred polygons like the original Lara Croft

I apparently need to play Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom for the sexy goat boys

Mental health whinings 

I feel like I am working harder than ever before, do things get easier?

OkCupid insists that several times a day I have matched with someone named Kai lol

Maybe I have entered the Kai multiverse

My class notes:
Yip
Yap
Yippity yap
Yap yap yap Bork yap

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