Rosemary @honeybrew_coffee@computerfairi.es

People just come up to me all the time. Old men with genuinely funny jokes, strange people with side quests, children with unfathomable questions. Do I have a glow around me and a 'Press A' prompt?

Hairy Spock Theory is that how hairy Spock is correlates with how interesting and erotic (sexy vs. erotic) a Trek series (he's in).

Finally narrowing down Hairy Spock Theory, refining it. But I am starting to compile a list of some media studies and erotics texts to see what's already been said on the subject and why is my tinfoil hat idea turning into a project?

Say what you will about battling chronic infections in multiple parts of your body but it's cool getting sensory inspiration for a story about a revenant

M'lord, this silk scarf would be so fetching on thy nape— might I be so honored to wrap it around thy divine shoulders?

Scheming advisor who by all appearances looks like he is trying to kill the king, but is actually lusting heavily for the king

You can see me smile even if my mask covers half my face, despite it all my joy is visible and it is radiant

Despite the life I've lived I still have smile lines around my eyes

Why, here you go, my lord, a fresh bottle of water. Oh no need to thank me, my lord, the only thanks I, your humble advisor, needs is to enjoy the pleasure of your wetted lips. Yes, my lord, drink up—

She

Once again thinking of her, one of the Hesperides in Botticelli's Primavera

@budsofstone but which one brings abundance, which one brings good fortune, and which one is the splendor that is in the radiance of light?

Coffee

Great are my sorceries, magnificent is my power, it flows through my veins and my body, it is alarmingly itchy

It is a shame I cannot use fell omens and foul portents as an excuse to call out of work

Butches
*Melts into a puddle of butchly affection*