This is why we need to get rid of computer.
For security purposes? No.
For the betterment of mental health? No.
To encourage local communities to reconnect again? Good idea but no.

It's to reduce lesbian pining and yearning— won't get rid of it 100%, the moon is still 385,000 km away, but still.

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Putting a 10 year moratorium on crushes living further than half an hour away. I will not be able to stop crushing, but if the people I'm crushing on stop turning out to be a day+ drive away or an ocean away it would be greatly appreciated

kink? angst? 

Just fucking bite me already

Anyone telling you otherwise is either trying to sell you something or simply doesn't know

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It's always about love. All of it. Every last piece of *waves aggressively at the sky* THIS!? It's about love. You, me, them, us, yesterday, today, tomorrow, here, there, everywhere it's all about love, it's always been about love and I know this because of the way love sings in these aching bones and dances across every burning synapse— it's a mirror to it all, everything. Love is all it's ever been about.

The Vulcan kiss is so tender and vulnerable— on to be touched gently by a touch telepath as intentional intimacy

Paying the price for behaving knavishly in my thirties

You could dance upon the tip of my tongue for days and I'll never know you knew and the sun sets a little later into you

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Drowning in unfathomable want, a yearning river, an ache that moves incessantly downwards into the depths of me

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If you think about it, fanfiction in big fandoms is just commedia dell'arte.

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All fan work is art.

Yes that includes the unedited fic shipping Peter Parker with a clone.

Yes that includes the AMV of Sasuke clips over Linkin Park.

Yes that includes every single piece of Sonic inflation art ever made.

IT. COMES. FROM. THE. HEART. IT. IS. ART.

Yeah, but honestly it's also like 67.89% Pure Dyke Lust.

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I don't really post pics here but I'm really proud of the progress I made on this today. From a simple block of maple to this rough hairpin. Lots of refining left to do.

I'm paying the price for knowing 1:00 AM carnally

Slender Aphrodite got my ass once more, I'll say that much

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Waking up, my clothes in tatters, lesbian yearning still fresh on the back of my tongue and between my teeth

We need to fund research to discover what the fuck full moons do to lesbians

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The moon so pretty it has a lesbian waxing poetic to me about a city I've never lived in

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