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@endeavorance I throw in a "Avast ye" from time to time when I need someone to look at something I'm pointing at and it so far always works

Really should regrow that mustache, not like most people see my face without a mask on anyway. It's so whispy but in a cute butch way lol

@MxSadie that's it growing out my stache again and getting some corduroy trousers

I was in the mood to read a bunch of poetry but what one ingests one must also excrete

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Pros of listening to Bruce Springsteen on my commute: Listening to The Boss, hell yeah
Cons: actively fighting the impulse to sing Dancing in the Dark every second of every work day

Found an old poem I wrote when I was like 23 and it is surprisingly good??

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Stone Slut Summer 

I mean, I gotta look strong for the girlies, and if I'm picking up gals then I wanna also be able to literally pick them up

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I keep flexing like a buffoon every time I look in a mirror and maybe it's ridiculous but I am quite happy with this lesbian himbo era I'm entering

Got a sick leather coat today and I have to look into bringing her back up to good shape

I shouldn't be touching computers I should be making swords for the girls

@MxSadie oh I've had that once and it's so good. I really like Gimme! coffee which is out of Ithaca NY, they have one called Leftist which makes a pretty decent espresso but I prefer it in pour over, it comes out really nice and bright. Their decaf is the only one I can stomach too. But tbh I need to expand the ones I try as well

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