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Maybe I can put on a show too, right? Watch the sweaty butch covered in sawdust struggle with basic fractions over the drafting table and than spend roughly 1 trillion years sanding

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I appreciate being able to pay bills but I really should just be getting into hyjinks and making furniture and accessories for gorgeous women out of wood

There's no downside, oh clothes won't fit properly? Hah, I've spent my life too long and too thin to fit in anything properly. I modify my clothes already, what's another pair of arm holes

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As always, I regret not having four fully functional arms

Why are we adding extra steps to the simple truth that governs the universe?

@adhdeanasl thanks for the opportunity to look those up, turns out that's what those weird hand-me-downs from my uncles were!

Hearing people with Deaf/HoH friends and lovers— my girlfriend hand transcribes every video she sends me (several daily due to long distance), and it's never burdensome to her, so I dunno y'all should get on her level

Making an object out of wood over the weekend has me even more resentful of touching computer

Finally finished that hair pin and my woodworking brain is like:
I made a thing!!!
I made an object!!
I am here!
I matter!
I am HOMINID!!

Started my morning by telling a beautiful woman who lives far away about the beliefs of a 16th c. Catholic heretic and then read poetry to my life partner and if that ain't what this is all about idk what to tell ya

I bring a certain hey dol merry dol ring-a-dong dillo energy to the space that people find endearing

Trying to explain spices, herbs, and seasonings to my ldr gf in the UK has required me to be creative to convey what tastes are like. But cumin brings out the lover poet in me, I love cumin

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I think cumin came to earth on seeds stuck on the sandals of angels

The Starving Saints by Caitlin Starling is so good I am obsessed with The Constant Lady she scares the hell outta me

I think wizards are a contemptable and foolish lot but sometimes they look sick as hell

Give me that haunted, time travelling, am I losing touch with reality or is reality just way weirder than we thought vibe and I'm a happy reader

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I started a game months ago that immediately fell apart but basically it started immediately post-relic heist where a scumbag, a nun, and a kid are being chased through interlunar space by several monastic orders attempting to steal/steal back the relic and the premise was so cool and I just want to run it

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