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@MxSadie@mspsocial.net the top shortage is a blessing in disguise (sorry to the bottoms struggling to find tops) but as a stone butch it's a delight

Having to reckon with the fact that my braggadocios bravado is actually grounded in reality— I am genuinely likeable and very attractive.

Every relationship is 50/50. I show my English girlfriend American movies from a director of varying quality and she shows me absolute bangers from Aardman

@MxSadie@mspsocial.net holy hell these are gorgeous and you are stunning!

@Genderqueerwolf absolutely swooning thinking about that flavor combo, idk why I never thought of trying that!

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I told my friends that if I send them this meme again that they'll need to take me out behind the shed as I have become a rabid dog

I was looking at something my friend sent me and whistled followed by an emphatic "Beautiful! Beautiful!" To which my partner asks "is this a femme or some wood?"

Folks it was wood

One was platonic, I missed having platonic dates like that :)

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Two dates in one day, not bad for a dyke with a broken foot

My recommendation is if you're gonna break a bone break a bone that's not very annoying to break

Legit sincere question to anyone that has the knowledge, experience, expertise. As a painfully lifelong do-it-yourself-er how does one know what they need help with? I genuinely do not have this skill. Furthermore, how does one then take that knowledge and ask for that help?

Organ music is where it's at, music that contains organ in it is also extremely good

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