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What an infinitely frustrating thing it is to be a person with the skill affinities of an 18th century craftsman in a 21st century nightmare technical landscape

re: kink mention 

Local flower fetishist remembers that Valentine's Day is Saturday and roses are all over the place

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kink mention 

Local flower fetishist remembers that spring is almost here

physical health 

O' second cup of coffee, made not by my hand, give me the strength to not turn into a pile of loosely associated atoms

At some point when I am building a bond of friendship with someone I will hear an exasperated sigh followed by a "you— you can't just keep saying weird shit like that." And unfortunately for them I can and most certainly will.

suggestive 

She butter on my pecan til icecream

MH, Smut Writing 

Local extremely haunted butch fights of the horrors by writing alien porn.
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food, cooking 

To be entirely honest when I make soups and stews it's almost entirely a vessel for black bean paste

re: smut writing 

Fool am I for picking the three-layer Starfleet uniforms because the style just looks so freaking cool. I'm going to have to learn how to speed through/skip the undressing, the problem is that it's one of my favorite parts irl

food 

Awake but at what cost?
The cost is making stew.
And I'll pay that price any day.

How much does a cello nonette go for these days because if I could sit within a circle of one I think the vibrations would cure me.

The real answer, of course, is a lesbian Romulan disguised as a Vulcan from the future disguised as a human

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My ultimate goal when wearing a tucked in flannel and a beanie covering my ears is for someone to wonder "is that a lesbian or is xe a Vulcan from the future disguised as a human?"

Ecologically it's vital that it's cold as the devils anus out there, but I have leather to take care of and wood to work and I'm going to start climbing the walls

As it seems I can't get three other humans together to run a game I'm going to be teaching the pigeons that hang out in my neighborhood to play Realis

I'm such an accessories girlie— three rings (to the elven lords), two bracelets, a necklace, and a fruity lil earring. The only missing pieces are a couple of femmes and cool hat

They should make rechargable hearing aids that last for a thousand years

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