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Countering decades of "ska sucks" with "only ska is good."

I will gladly die on a hill declaring my love, adoration, and admiration for pillow princesses and high femmes. How do you walk about in this world with such grace when you hold it upon your shoulders

I think if this life were just at all I would have a giant sword and be spending the day making out with beautiful people— alas such is the life

Absolutely enamored with how fucking awesome I looked yesterday

Today is one of mine four days out of the year I wear makeup

Anyway cacao nibs and smoked salt in coffee is good, add a drop of honey in the grounds and you'll thank me later

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gross 

I'm assuming it's booger particles adding a bit of savory to the coffee experience

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Every day my nestie sniffs my coffee because it's the only way they can enjoy it. And tbh the coffee doesn't taste as good without it

Fuckin love valentines day
I'm an all natural grade A lover boy
A heart shaped human being
The lover of all time

wistful hornyposting 

There's far too few pillow princesses in this world

Getting so many compliments on my hair today, hair gel really came through. The loose-curl deity walks the streets once more

My gender is a non-euclidian spiral that would collapse a tesseract on contact

re: yearning slut, covid 

Luckily I keep safer sex supplies and that includes covid tests and n95s. Don't need to fluid bond to fuck and don't need to air bond to fuck either. Hopefully when it warms back up I can get back to stone sluttery

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yearning slut, covid 

Truly the response to the covid being a forever problem has been the biggest cockblock. You telling me I figured out my gender shit, gained confidence, got hot and I'm not hitting up femmes at the bar? *throws strap at the wall, it bounces and hits my head knocking me out cold*

I know that's why they come to me with thise questions, that and they know my takes on what isn't established in Trek are going to be grounded and considered and creative. It feels silly but I'm genuinely proud of that

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I love that I'm the person my friends can go to with questions about Pon Farr and that I have legitimate answers

I'm far too hot to be dealing with all this nonsense

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