Rosemary @honeybrew_coffee@computerfairi.es

I've had a weirdly affirming last three days. Got to work on a woodworking project, got compared to Corky from Bound, and was told by my friend that saying "oh yeah I know that shop, I picked up tools from a guy there once" was a very butch response. Very seen

Wearing rings in winter has me busting out my Gollum impression everytime they go flying off of my fingers

"Where's the precious???"

Do you think that Pepe The King Prawn and Rizzo the Rat explored each other's bodies

I don't really post pics here but I'm really proud of the progress I made on this today. From a simple block of maple to this rough hairpin. Lots of refining left to do.

I should have never shown my partner anything from the current Interview With A Vampire series because it's always "your type is just Lestat" or "you just want to look like Lestat" and I can't keep getting called out like this

At that level of sleepy tired where I just want to sleepily make out and fall asleep in a pile

I haven't been super consistent with my PT lately but yesterday I carried around my partner in our apartment without any joint popping out of place and I'll be riding this high for a while

I had an absolutely atrocious 48 hours, somehow I got through it, but I think what really helped was my loving and kind friends and partners (and i made some killer cups of coffee too)

Seeing the cohost color scheme literally decreases my stress level a little bit

I collect names like a bouquet of flowers, each stem an aspect, a memory, a precious moment prickly like a thorn pressed against the pad of my thumb. A trail of petals in the dark forest to lead me back to who I am

They told me to look out for flu like symptoms but I cannot remember what those are for me, it's been too many years since I've had it (yay masks)

I recognize I have to take this literal poison in order to get better but I really wish it didn't leave me feeling poisoned

I can't wait to see my beloved spring, she's so beautiful, with her garlands of flowers and her voice of bird song

I place my french fry token onto my high protein burrito card and tap it alongside my tamarind Jarritos card for a fortofication boost. Then I play Rolled Up Sleeves in Sub-Freezing Temperatures in the defensive, knocking me back 3HP, but because The Sun is out and I have a ×2 absorbtion bonus when it's been 2+ days without Sunlight I actually gain 5HP. So minus that 3HP I end my turn with a full belly, cheered spirits, and +2HP.

Need a hot vampire femme to bite me so I'm a vampire too and I can sleep in a grave for a few centuries. That should do the trick

Polled online queers for gothic lit recs a few weeks ago and so far every one has been pretty much a banger— I just finished Plain Bad Heroines by Emily M. Danforth and I adored it. I love the prose and the characters thorns and all, definitely gonna go reread it before the end of the year after knowing all the puzzle pieces

I mean, come on; women? Dolls? Dames? Darlings? Femmes! Geez Louise

Oh in the name of heaven— femmes

Thrifted a bag of exotic wood turning blanks worth ~100× more than I paid (and it was half off its meagre price). Very exciting though I may need some new PPE given how many exotic woods are allergens and sensitizers. It's awesome how often I find tools and materials so undervalued by people who have no idea what they are, perfect for a broke woodworker.