Rosemary @honeybrew_coffee@computerfairi.es

G-d save me I'm about to pass another poem

Pros of listening to Bruce Springsteen on my commute: Listening to The Boss, hell yeah
Cons: actively fighting the impulse to sing Dancing in the Dark every second of every work day

I am the lesbian prince

Found an old poem I wrote when I was like 23 and it is surprisingly good??

You absolute, Grand Magnificent, bastard disaster baby

Kal'mera Broun/Kalvin Brnine my beloved

I mean, I gotta look strong for the girlies, and if I'm picking up gals then I wanna also be able to literally pick them up

I keep flexing like a buffoon every time I look in a mirror and maybe it's ridiculous but I am quite happy with this lesbian himbo era I'm entering

Got a sick leather coat today and I have to look into bringing her back up to good shape

The Tool Freak prowls the realms once more

I shouldn't be touching computers I should be making swords for the girls

I have a need that only grilling can satisfy

The hottest things about me besides my love of the world and the people in it is that my biceps got too big for one of my favorite button ups so I took the sleeves of and now I have a nice vest that's gonna make the girls swoon

Sippin on a cup o' joe so well made and perfect that it'll knock ur grandpa's socks clean into next Sunday

Being stone is so powerful, beautiful, and sacred. Big love to my fellow stone butches 💛

And now I'm remembering that I have now met several women who are taller than me and I am melting with admiration and adoration

One weird side effect of getting stronger and more sturdy at the same time as meeting several women who are taller than me is that I somehow feel like I am shrinking again

Hunting for the magenta Charlie the Unicorn Bandanna for flagging purposes

I have just safely completed a feat of incredible stregnth (for me) and I will be riding this feeling for weeks