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I will argue against misanthropy and pessimism every day. I do my best to remind myself of the things I love about *us*

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One of my biggest cases against misanthropy is the fact that we, from a value neutral sense, make tools. And sometimes those tools are amazing and help us in our daily lives.

This post is brought to you by the whartenberg wheel that relieved the impenetrable fascia pain my crutches have been giving me.

Having to reckon with the fact that my braggadocios bravado is actually grounded in reality— I am genuinely likeable and very attractive.

Every relationship is 50/50. I show my English girlfriend American movies from a director of varying quality and she shows me absolute bangers from Aardman

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I told my friends that if I send them this meme again that they'll need to take me out behind the shed as I have become a rabid dog

I was looking at something my friend sent me and whistled followed by an emphatic "Beautiful! Beautiful!" To which my partner asks "is this a femme or some wood?"

Folks it was wood

One was platonic, I missed having platonic dates like that :)

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Two dates in one day, not bad for a dyke with a broken foot

My recommendation is if you're gonna break a bone break a bone that's not very annoying to break

Legit sincere question to anyone that has the knowledge, experience, expertise. As a painfully lifelong do-it-yourself-er how does one know what they need help with? I genuinely do not have this skill. Furthermore, how does one then take that knowledge and ask for that help?

Organ music is where it's at, music that contains organ in it is also extremely good

Stone Slut Summer 

After a great season got put on the bench. Shouldn't be a career ending injury but damn did I wish to reach the playoffs (is it boastful to say finals?)

Rosemary boosted

"Silicon Valley will spend millions developing a glove that translates sign language into speech (badly), but they won't spend ten minutes adding Alt-Text to their images."

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#a11y

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