Rosemary @honeybrew_coffee@computerfairi.es

I bet this would feel so good when I have a migraine

At some point when I am building a bond of friendship with someone I will hear an exasperated sigh followed by a "you— you can't just keep saying weird shit like that." And unfortunately for them I can and most certainly will.

She butter on my pecan til icecream

I like my ice cream like I like my women

Local extremely haunted butch fights of the horrors by writing alien porn.
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To be entirely honest when I make soups and stews it's almost entirely a vessel for black bean paste

Sometimes you create a fella you can't get out of your head

Fool am I for picking the three-layer Starfleet uniforms because the style just looks so freaking cool. I'm going to have to learn how to speed through/skip the undressing, the problem is that it's one of my favorite parts irl

Awake but at what cost?
The cost is making stew.
And I'll pay that price any day.

How much does a cello nonette go for these days because if I could sit within a circle of one I think the vibrations would cure me.

The real answer, of course, is a lesbian Romulan disguised as a Vulcan from the future disguised as a human

My ultimate goal when wearing a tucked in flannel and a beanie covering my ears is for someone to wonder "is that a lesbian or is xe a Vulcan from the future disguised as a human?"

Ecologically it's vital that it's cold as the devils anus out there, but I have leather to take care of and wood to work and I'm going to start climbing the walls

As it seems I can't get three other humans together to run a game I'm going to be teaching the pigeons that hang out in my neighborhood to play Realis

I'm such an accessories girlie— three rings (to the elven lords), two bracelets, a necklace, and a fruity lil earring. The only missing pieces are a couple of femmes and cool hat

They should make rechargable hearing aids that last for a thousand years

You're telling me something can be so much something that it bends space and time and that some people have joints that don't work right and that when they come into contact with each other there is pain? Damn, gravity is a scam

Go home and drink me tea* oy

Pain flare city making it impossible to concentrate. I just want to go give an me drink tea and barely move

They invented high heels to turn butches into puddles of adoration