Rosemary @honeybrew_coffee@computerfairi.es

Local flower fetishist remembers that Valentine's Day is Saturday and roses are all over the place

Local flower fetishist remembers that spring is almost here

O' second cup of coffee, made not by my hand, give me the strength to not turn into a pile of loosely associated atoms

I bet this would feel so good when I have a migraine

At some point when I am building a bond of friendship with someone I will hear an exasperated sigh followed by a "you— you can't just keep saying weird shit like that." And unfortunately for them I can and most certainly will.

She butter on my pecan til icecream

I like my ice cream like I like my women

Local extremely haunted butch fights of the horrors by writing alien porn.
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To be entirely honest when I make soups and stews it's almost entirely a vessel for black bean paste

Sometimes you create a fella you can't get out of your head

Fool am I for picking the three-layer Starfleet uniforms because the style just looks so freaking cool. I'm going to have to learn how to speed through/skip the undressing, the problem is that it's one of my favorite parts irl

Because I'm stuck at work and not on my laptop I'm writing smut on my phone in my notes. Thank goodness for my N95 and my beanie or else my redness would be visible from across the office

Awake but at what cost?
The cost is making stew.
And I'll pay that price any day.

How much does a cello nonette go for these days because if I could sit within a circle of one I think the vibrations would cure me.

The real answer, of course, is a lesbian Romulan disguised as a Vulcan from the future disguised as a human

My ultimate goal when wearing a tucked in flannel and a beanie covering my ears is for someone to wonder "is that a lesbian or is xe a Vulcan from the future disguised as a human?"

Ecologically it's vital that it's cold as the devils anus out there, but I have leather to take care of and wood to work and I'm going to start climbing the walls

As it seems I can't get three other humans together to run a game I'm going to be teaching the pigeons that hang out in my neighborhood to play Realis

I'm such an accessories girlie— three rings (to the elven lords), two bracelets, a necklace, and a fruity lil earring. The only missing pieces are a couple of femmes and cool hat

They should make rechargable hearing aids that last for a thousand years