Rosemary @honeybrew_coffee@computerfairi.es

This is the 2nd Seder I've cooked for and uh, I am getting the impression it doesn't ever feel less frantic

Hardly an original sentiment, but I think April Fools should just be about court jesters

Give a woman a large, flame bladed sword and I get the vapors

Women and flamberge— match made in heaven

Inundated by beautiful femmes

Three beverages?
Three beverages.
Three beverages!

Finished another poem today. It's sappy, it's a bit obvious, but it felt good to write.

Alas, I think this person has left this shop. But I did pick up some nice new things to try :)

And of course I have the sexiest accessory, an N95 respirator :)

Is it a bit chilly to wear this blouse as unbottoned as it is? Is it silly to have my sleeves rolled up? Yes to both.

Dressed like a huge slut (black flouncy blouse in black slacks with black suspenders on) simply to impress a store clerk I have a mild and improbable crush on.

Feels good listening to queer country from the 70s. Lavender Country remains as poignant and relevant as ever (though keep in mind some of the language is painfully 70s).

Since I don't post selfies you'll have to imagine the shirt but some context from this shirt, it's a floral pattern but not one of the usual floral suspects, tropical in nature, mostly black, and was bought for my grandfather's funeral.

This shirt has massive sex appeal

Tamarian: Idris Elba, his effect on women known.

It's been warm enough to start wearing my short sleeved button ups and every year I forget what the shirt I'm wearing does to some women. When someone eats me alive with their eyes in such an obvious manner that even I notice then I KNOW I look good.

Long drives in the early morning aren't fun but sometimes you get to witness a beautiful sunrise while you do

I wish the lycanthropy wasn't just a good metaphor for my mental and physical health issues and was real because as brutal as transformation sounds I think it would really hit the spot and calm my nervous system down

The moon ain't nearly full enough for this unbecoming behavior of mine.

I recognize that rechargable hearing aids are better for the environment and it's harder and harder to buy new batteries but a lifetime of the convenience of swapping out a dead battery for a new one has me really frustrated when my hearing aids die before my day is really over

Maybe I can put on a show too, right? Watch the sweaty butch covered in sawdust struggle with basic fractions over the drafting table and than spend roughly 1 trillion years sanding