Rosemary @honeybrew_coffee@computerfairi.es

I want to run Realis so bad. Not just because I wanna play this game but I have a pun I need to influct on people that has a literal actual consequence for my players

I made a ring today! Out of wood! It broke while sanding which I kinda suspected it would but I'm really happy with what I learned. It brings me closer to making something nicer :)

Hm that was perhaps more vulgar sounding than intended but to be fair my chosen craft and trade lends itself to innuendo and does bring in the ladies.

Must! Work! Wood!

The weather is good!! Hopefully it will still be so after breakfast and my battery charges!!

I really really love Pokemon yet I don't really care for the games

I think this is how I'm going to describe chronic nerve and inflammation pain from now on

Every nerve ending within me bears the etching of the sublime

I want to scream, I want to jump, I want to kiss her good god I want to kiss her, I want to break a thousand vases, I want to cry, I want to dance, I want to run, I want to sing, I want to spin, I want to get thrashed by the winter ocean, I want to lay on a summer hill, I want to dig a trench, I want to float in a spring, I want to bite down on a tire, I want to tear a phone book in half. It's just a Friday but it is what it is

I am but one human being but I am so full of so many emotions of magnetudes unfathomable

Pro tip, don't make yourself sick to make magical healing soup

It only took 10 hours. Some day I'll learn to do more prep ahead of time. Perhaps next year

I'm making a stock so delicious and beautiful that it will literally cure me. I will no longer feel like walking death. It will save the world

This is the 2nd Seder I've cooked for and uh, I am getting the impression it doesn't ever feel less frantic

Hardly an original sentiment, but I think April Fools should just be about court jesters

Give a woman a large, flame bladed sword and I get the vapors

Women and flamberge— match made in heaven

Inundated by beautiful femmes

Three beverages?
Three beverages.
Three beverages!