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I had the distinct and honorable pleasure of letting a room full of beautiful lesbians know that Elvira has since come out and has had a gorgeous butch by her side for many years

I made a post looking for masked hookups, to enjoy a summer of fucking and playing and not letting things get too deep after having my heart broken. Every connection has fallen through before we even met up. But then there's this one, God, there's this one. This one who has been tenderly caressing the place where it hurts. I do not know if I'm ready to walk the garden path with someone new again, but sitting on the bench at it's entrance with them has been lovely.

Feeling so many things this morning and my head is swimming with poetry. How do I focus at work when all I want is to wrestle these feelings into words

I am polluted! I am polluted but I still get to love! I have garbage and poison in my blood and lungs and so does everyone else but we still get to love! We are sick, we are sick and heartbroken in this world but I must say, with emphasis and urgency, we get to love! We have GOT to love!

I will argue against misanthropy and pessimism every day. I do my best to remind myself of the things I love about *us*

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One of my biggest cases against misanthropy is the fact that we, from a value neutral sense, make tools. And sometimes those tools are amazing and help us in our daily lives.

This post is brought to you by the whartenberg wheel that relieved the impenetrable fascia pain my crutches have been giving me.

Having to reckon with the fact that my braggadocios bravado is actually grounded in reality— I am genuinely likeable and very attractive.

Every relationship is 50/50. I show my English girlfriend American movies from a director of varying quality and she shows me absolute bangers from Aardman

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I told my friends that if I send them this meme again that they'll need to take me out behind the shed as I have become a rabid dog

I was looking at something my friend sent me and whistled followed by an emphatic "Beautiful! Beautiful!" To which my partner asks "is this a femme or some wood?"

Folks it was wood

One was platonic, I missed having platonic dates like that :)

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Two dates in one day, not bad for a dyke with a broken foot

My recommendation is if you're gonna break a bone break a bone that's not very annoying to break

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