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You enter a room. Inside the room is Apple lead designer Jony Ive. Jony begins talking about his thoughts on product design.

Jony talks for a number of seconds, after which time you can't stand it anymore and you slap his stupid face.

This is your Jony Ive number.

@jjwolverine you see a blinding white light at the end of a tunnel. It’s warm and comforting. You go towards the light and in it is Jony Ive sitting on a black bar stool.

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