Hexiliv 🌻 @kalamatamari@computerfairi.es
i'm such a really big fan of this experimental rp i'm a part of lately!!!!
car salesman: whatcha think about this car?
me: hmm.. not a van, tbh
ellen gives a shirt to a guest on her show and they're never heard from again : very few have escaped this curse
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pa rappa the rappa but with the bojack horseman cast (i've never seen this show before)
harry potter and the particularly attractive avocado
car collectors be like 'you wanna know how I got these cars? '
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idea: jorts for dogs
the christmas song 'do you see what i see' describes literally the worst game of telephone ever
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y'allst've're
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I’m.... posm.. 
@maple proud denizen here!
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@kalamatamari i still refuse to believe anything past mew is canon. its all just elaborate fan fic games
@lady_lumb for the longest time I refused to accept anything beyond the original 151 as canon
@Petra@social.wxcafe.net the cure: never think about it again! piece o' cake!!! (!&>]!^]^!!;>]^¥^!!!]]>!!!!!|]|]ajshs!zjb,!
got so nervous at even the possibility of telling someone i like them my heart started racing and i can't go to sleep lol
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its actually pronounced "in-chell-es"
me wishing more of my friends were here on mastodon
@AudreyJune oh absolutely! as a point of comparison this's made for such a healthier experience for me in particular
me wishing more of my friends were here on mastodon
@AudreyJune argh them dang audiences! oh well, now the next logical step is to persuade every member of her audience to hop on over too :)
