I dreamed that, due to incompetent help and cascading bureaucratic failure, I somehow wound up with a second passport with my correct gender but literally every other field typo'd, along with a bank account in that name.

I was debating whether to use it for crime when I woke up.

Of course, in real life I would have no idea where to start with using a second identity for crime, and even if I did I'd assuredly fuck it up. Even in the dream this was the strongest argument for not doing it.