The Harry Styles dirge they keep playing on the radio is even worse than the wailing and caterwauling of Lewis Capaldi that we've had to suffer for the past twelve months. He sounds like someone trying very hard to be Capaldi but failing.
Can't Mandeville's bakery give him his old job back? They've still got a cardboard cut-out of the guy behind the counter.
@ak "trying very hard to be Lewis Capadli and failing"
oof, imagine [i]failing[/i] to even be Capaldi