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On the one hand I am all for wider use of public transport but when cishets use trains it smacks of appropriation

I feel like everyone has cool leggings these days, wow

Earworm - you have been warned 

A friend of mine is heading to Aberdeen today so I've got Blue (Da Ba Dee) in my head

lewd w/ kink overtones 

seriously this is borderline queerphobic

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lewd w/ kink overtones 

why isn't there a pretty girl curled up at the foot of my bed tho

@thamesynne so basically the problem is the GP? *sigh* standard

Gay mildly lewd shitposting 

I need a homo
I'm holding out for a homo til the end of the night
And she's gotta be gay, and she's gotta be cute
And she's gotta be ready to bite

...argh 

Oh good I come back into the room and there's already an argument happening

Abuse, work, ironic failures to content warn 

So I'm in a mandatory four hour session about "sexual violence". What even is accessibility.

Imagine living in parallel universe where everything same except Garfield cat named after different president

Make you think?

Jenny H boosted

The Care And Feeding Of New Trans Girls:
1. Repeat "Yeah, we all do that" a bunch

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