Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

@troubleMoney ....*golf clap, but grudgingly*

why are so many trans girls maoists??

@Eweish tbh I may be more mad at the people who listen to her

Me: I'm gonna try to make a full length album
Also me: You know, those four tracks I've written for the next record would really work better thematically if they're separated between two records...

@Eweish indeed. Both of these things fall into the category of "sure you can aspire to be these things but it's not up to you to decide if you're succeeding"

@Eweish the word "elder" makes me think of the cowboy from The Big Lebowski, in that it's not usually a term one should self-apply

@leila ...yeah that could totally work for me

@patience looking forward to the techno remixes of the dying police siren

@PaladinQuinn in my experience, the fash will recruit anyone they perceive as mouldable. Autism makes you a target, as does social isolation, low economic status, etc. See also TERFs and vulnerable AFAB trans ppl

Cuneiform unicorn

suddenly taken by the urge to write a song about doctors carelessly outing trans people to their families

I could call it "snitches make stitches"

@leila "gay-related injuries" is gonna the name of my new band

ok so I really hate the heat, but it does have the minor advantage that I am no longer plagued by the desire to do sloppy makeouts with every cutie my pathetic gay ass interacts with

because sloppy makeouts are warrrrm

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