Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

I should get dressed so I can ~guitar~

@woozle I did, and then passed the archive on to someone else to keep hold of. I'm afraid I can't remember who that was, though.

@woozle I didn't realise it'd been that long. I remember frantically trying to archive her toots from witches.town before it went down.

GNU Natalie Nguyen.

when to a party last night where I did an drug and met a pretty girl whomst I wanna be gay for

10:40 in the evening is absolutely the best time for making vegan flapjacks right

went on a date the other night dressed as a turkey escalope. turns out I misunderstood her breeding fetish

@GreenandBlack gay crimes obvs

me, dressed as "Belle" from the famous French fairytale: sorry, lost a Bête

@cyrridven not in this case, it's a weird haunted house thing

you're so brain you probably think

butternut squash is a god-tier vegetable and I will not be accepting questions at this time

sentences I apparently type:

> is it bad that when I read "on a waitlist to get tortured" I thought this was a satirical take on NHS gender care

stirring up shit by asking whether gatekeepers are involved in the NHS trans study

that was a nice curry I cooked but I'm not convinced it can be reasonably termed "katsu curry sauce"

trying to keep my mood out of the toilet by listing what I've done today

today I:
- sent an Emotionally Difficult Message
- made Jane Austen Jokes
- and a GRU Meme
- both of which form part of the Talk I Started Planning
and I will shortly:
- be doing some Food Shopping
- and maybe even some Art

dreaming of sex
and messaging my ex
has got me in a weird mood
in all of the respects

@byttyrs "het up" :p

To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic:
Power-cycling the router
Power-cycling the router
Power-cycling the router
To fix the internet