Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

@pico@snouts.online my inner nerd is currently getting picked on by my inner jock and my outer nerd is busy getting makeup tips from my inner goth

(lol as if I have an inner jock)

@pico@snouts.online so I should imprison?

@pico@snouts.online what about my outer nerd tho

Anyone wanna suggest something I can do with my day that is rest but disguised as something my brain will accept as productive?

‪zine sales paid for my sushi dinner at the cheap community cafe so I'm calling that a win‬

Maybe they'll listen to my bandcamp and read my novel too, muahaha

People are buying my zines, what rubes

@klara you say "called out" but it's not like these are sins :p

Blood pressure averaged 135/89, a bit above normal. They measured my BMI, too; turns out I'm a fat bitch, but at least they were nice about it...

The bassiest form of pet play is the sub-woofer

Today am cyborg; they're monitoring my blood pressure with a wearable device.

tooting with ~tildes~

stealing 70 pages of work printing for ~zines~

this is your opportunity to toot toppy things at me, if you'd like to

a friend sent me a sexy story and now I'm distractingly horny and someone should come and fuck me and call me names

@viciousviscosity@cybre.space look if a batman villain comes into my tailor shop with a special request, I'm not gonna risk seeing what happens if I say no

my current mood is "always chorus pedals forever"

update: I did in fact get dressed and I did in fact guitar and what's more I tidied the kitchen and put laundry on so as far as I'm concerned I'm doing pretty well today