Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

[Happy hoedown music]
There's really no denying it
It's plan and clear to see
That every other trans girl
Is prettier than me

(I'm doing okay, but I have been in such places in the past)

Apparently it's #FineFemmeFriday, so here's a fine femme (i.e. me)

‪NEW SONG KLAXON‬

‪happy new year! let's leave cis-led "trans charities" in 2019 https://loosechangeling.bandcamp.com/track/not-my-story‬

@patience we all become flappers, i.e. we learn to fly

Fucked up how umlaut isn't spelled ümläüt

@cyrridven nice. Taste good?

@cyrridven at least this one has brandy

@cyrridven look we have to make do with what we have ok

@cyrridven mate the only acceptable xmas food dome is a figgy pudding ;)

(seriously tho hope it's tasty)

@cyrridven is this your xmas pudding

send punks

im insufficient lesbianism atm

@cyrridven clearly the worst thing about the UK

Have a homo Christmas (and don't listen to this near your family members): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QoJS_95HWGI

If you're a goose furry that's more like being a downey.

Wait is iron man a goose

When you spend the 24th of December doing space piracy, that's xmas eve online

@spiders I mean it's worse, it's one group of people attempting to build the starship enterprise while another group tears it apart /because/ the seats are the wrong colour

somebody please give me some reason to not hate the entire left right now. marxists telling anarchists they're doing it wrong by not being marxists? that shit is why we have fash to deal with, frankly.