Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

I did it lads, I found the worst sexuality and it is mine

why is it that when I see people I'd like to fuck being even vaguely flirty I'm immediately filled with self-loathing? I think maybe I just feel safer when I know it's not on the cards, like the possibility of them being interested in sex means that if they're not interested in [i]me[/i], that's a failing on my part. fuck sake, brain.

strawberry long cake

there's a barman, waiting in the sky...

@mxsiege@octodon.social relatedly my cousin shared something on FB about this being like 1984 but otoh he also seems to believe 5G is gonna kill people so...

@mxsiege@octodon.social I like this because "love to hear about it" [i]sounds[/i] like just the way you'd phrase a polite request, but maybe you actually mean you'd literally enjoy hearing about it

if you're a boy you can be my girlfriend too, I'm not picky

climbing into a crate and heading to the post office to try to snag a girlfriend

crushing on people, or as I like to call it, shipping myself

what silly called it "making queer music in the style of dizzee rascal" and not "be gay, do grime"

@leila for a moment I didn't notice the frog and thought maybe you had a flowersona

@PaladinQuinn heterosexuality is a prison, so

oh good my local pride is sponsored by experian

@leila "not gay as in happy but trans as in existentially confused"

@maple one point four four mega bites

@June@kitty.town @mxsiege@octodon.social ooh where can I get me one of those

@June@kitty.town @mxsiege@octodon.social we can but hope. perhaps we shouldn't hope, but we can

@mxsiege@octodon.social fuckin finally