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kinda neg 

not gay as in happy but trans as in socially isolated

tfw you're so lesbian you sing along to "gimme gimme gimme" w/ your gf

lewd, birdsite 

"Are you searching for cyber opportunities?" asks the promoted tweet.

I mean, I wouldn't turn one down if it presented itself...

Goth shops. Selling freshly-made artisanal goths.

Swedish grammar joke 

I hope Swedish queer groups include the T in their acronyms. It would make things more definite.

Food 

Today I learned of licorice ice cream and nonalcoholic elderflower cider

Compare "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit" with "A little man subsisted within a gap in the earth"

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Cislation, n. A kind of politically-charged paraphrase of a text, providing the same surface-level meaning as the original but with an entirely different connotation.

Creeps, anxiety, bodies 

Also my hip hurts for no reason

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Creeps, anxiety 

Tried to relax in the market square but some old guy wanted me to sit next to him so I decided to go have a panic attack on the library instead

Substitute "social construct" with "community-built-and-controlled mecha"

This idle thought brought to you by a café speaker system

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