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birdsite 

apparently twitter now notifies you if a locked account quotes your tweet, so I guess my days of having opinions on twitter dot com are over

momsite 

that fun feeling you get when you realise there's only 10% of facebook that's not just making you feel worse

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"food" 

facebook keeps trying to sell me huel, ugh

Chapter 26 of Practical Witchcraft for Outcast Teens is up!

thunderandherbs.co.uk/prose/pe

I'm planning to post one chapter a week from now until the end of the book. There will be a sequel, though!

Why is it called squid ink when it could be called squink

Food 

Potatoes and parsnips usually have the SUID bit set

my operating system based entirely on copying standard input to standard output is great for electronic music

*boots cats*

lol grats m8, time for me to go home, search for form and land

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trans girls helping and encouring each other through transition

just pals being gals

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Pol, venting 

Living in the same world as people who openly hold the ideology of the villains from Indiana fucking Jones is surreal as all hell

Velvet Underground tribute act called the Velour U-Bahn

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Dave Lawrence trained a neural net to generate new names of BBC sound effects. Some of my favorites:

Approach of piglets
Footsteps on ice, ponderous, parakeets
Fairgrounds: Ghost train ride with swords
Man punting metal hand
Waterfall into cattle bread

aardvarkzythum.blogspot.com/20

In a GitHub readme:
> Performance
> ---------------------
> Not really.

Wow, mood.

pride thoughts 

would be nice to have pride events that were spread across multiple days, maybe I could go to the evening parties then

What did house music do to deserve being played through such abysmal sound systems?

food, water, mh 

looks like I spent too long at work and now I'm dissociating from hunger and thirst simultaneously

joyous

death joke 

five hours into exhuming my great-grandfather's body and I realise I've made a grave error

reference to a provocatively-titled song about dysphoria 

In case you’re wondering what kind of person I am, I just accidentally a jazzy arrangement of Osama bin Laden as the Crucified Christ

Lewd pun 

If someone is aroused by formalising what is considered reasonable behaviour, does that make them a CoCslut?

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