Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a teenaged girl.

See the creeping horror you want to be in the world

suddenly struck by the urge to name my character in a Zelda game "Lonk"

I should probably work on that novella at some point... I announced it like months ago, didn't I?

aw shit now the spartans are attacking troy

picking up girls by painting myself gold and tattooing "kallisti" onto my face

I have been having a depression day I guess

i am like super sad and stuff.

im gay and girls,

Smaug is notorious for his withering put-downs: he's always dragon people

(Look Around You voice) What *are* borbs?

Trinidad and tabasco

I am a girl
I am a girl
Can I make it any more obvious

Ich bin ein gay

actually the show is called doctor who, "the doctor" is the name of the doctor

What if Valerie Solanas went to work for LucasArts

two things i have been invited to today (one fun, one political) so of course i'm properly ill

I've got that slight soreness in the back of my throat that tells me I'm about to fall ill... :s