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Woo having to go back to the front desk because your hotel keycard just doesn't feel like working today?

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Jenny H boosted

learning to do proper hardcore screams so I can get on a stage and yell "uwu" at the top of my voice

sex joke, history 

inaccurately portrayed vikings sailing around the gulf of mexico in the 16th century were generally unwilling to hide their sexual desires

they were, uhm, “horny on Main"

sex joke, politics 

tired: "subbing to as many people as possible”
wired: "full dommunism"

Every day I become slightly more of an anarchist and it's beautiful

Honestly didn't think it was possible for me to hate authority any more but anarchy, uh, finds a way

Just put the phrase "wages for housework" into my story, woo

Gotham City's Dark Night is reportedly travelling to the capital of Nepal. But what will the Batman do in Kathmandu?

You fools! Do you not realise? That which does not kill me will only make me more transgender!

Animating trans girls who pick cliché names with the Zoe trope

selfie, eye contact 

doing the makeup thing for the first time in ages

Goddamned voices, making me transpose tunes into F sharp major

mood: want someone cute to sing chumbawamba at me

anxiety 

given the state of this world I would like to scream for absolutely ever tbh

Have decided book 2 will be called "Truancy and Trickery"

kink 

‪as an anarchist with a foot fetish I dislike what has happened to the word "bootlicker"‬

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